The Ruminator

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

I was touched by his noodly appendage

There really is nothing more to add to this piece of inspired genius, so I merely present an extract, with all due respect to its creator.


I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
And just because it’s a fantastic quote:

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.


  • At 10:44 pm, Blogger Peter said…

    As you say, there isn't much that needs to be added to this... other than to say, what is a pirates number, and should he be concerned if his one is shrinking?

  • At 3:15 pm, Blogger Jasmine said…

    Have you seen the Wikipedia entry on this:


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